I've blogged about the Top 10 list that Tom has came up with for my graduation... Here's where it all started. A while back we had a stand up comedy night, where my act was a top 10 list. Here it is:
The Top 10 Signs You've Been Hanging Out With The Sturgis Brothers Too Long
10. You randomly yell boo-yeah at inappropriate times
9. You have the sudden urge to run through fences
8. You know the plural form of "Sturgis" isn't "Sturgises"
7. You can tell them apart
6. When they're up to bat, you play all of your fielders behind third base
5. Your poker spreadsheet starts to look like your stock portfolio after the crash of 2000
4. You know that XsunX isn't a porn sight
3. You actually have met Meghan and Rachel
2. You feel depressed after the Patriots lose, even though you're a Packer fan
1. You inexplicably agree to do a stand up comedy routine even though you've never had any desire to do one and never will again
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I've got my next routine ready to go as soon as we are ready.
ALRIGHT! Stand up comendy night take 2 is in the queue!
Don't forget some music talent!
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